i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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