Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Randomize
