Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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