Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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