Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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