I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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