If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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