sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
