you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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