dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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