who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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