once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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