It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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