If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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