Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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