i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
We got so high we made milksteak
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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