But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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