Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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