fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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