...so i touched it.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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