You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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