But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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