So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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