I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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