They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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