it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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