I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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