she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
you will always have a special place in my vag
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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