There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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