im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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