I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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