Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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