who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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