I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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