I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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