Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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