I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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