well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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