how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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