every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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