how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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