Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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