He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
