I think I just saw someone hide a body.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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