too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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