i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
