I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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