If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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