is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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