so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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