Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I made him laugh his dick is mine
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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