Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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