whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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