Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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