I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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