we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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