i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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