Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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