She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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