party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize