Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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