He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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